笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。小编分享关于短小的英文笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

关于短小的英文笑话：Blonde Overdue

A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

关于短小的英文笑话：Sore Throat

A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down.He gets out his light and says, "Open wide"."I can't," replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."!

关于短小的英文笑话：Two Blondes Walking in the Forest

Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground.

One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!'

'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.'

'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!'

'Bear prints, you dumb blonde!'

Next day's headlines : Two blondes killed by train in forest.

关于短小的英文笑话：One Blonde To Another

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."

关于短小的英文笑话：A 15

A red head, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender asks the redhead what she would like. She says, "I'll have a A.L." The bartender looks lost, and so the redhead says, "Daaaaa, an Amstel Lite!" Next, the bartender asks the brunette what she would like. The brunette says, "I'll have a B.L." With this, the bartender gets a grin on his face and says, "A Bud Lite,right?" The brunette says, "Daaaaa, a Becks lite!" Feeling really dumb, he asks the blonde what she would like to drink. The blonde says, "I'll have a 15." The bartender says to himself, "A 15, a 15, a 15?" The Blonde says, "daaaaa, a 7 and 7."