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英语笑话故事带翻译1

爷爷给我付账

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

一个漂亮的女孩走到百货公司的布料柜台，说：“我想要买这种料子来做一条新裙子，多少钱?”

“每码只需要一个吻。”男售货员说着，带着奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩说，“我要十码。”

带着期待的表情，售货员很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一脸奸笑地送了过来。

女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑着指向了一个站在她身边的老头：“爷爷给我付账。”

英语笑话故事带翻译2

Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"

汤米：“约翰，你的弟弟好吗?”

Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."

约翰尼：“他生病卧床了，他伤着了自己。”

Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"

汤米：“太糟了。是怎么回事?”

Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."

约翰尼：’我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，结果他赢了。”

英语笑话故事带翻译3

Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"

凯特：“妈妈，我们每天关门吗?”

Mum: "Certainly."

妈妈：“当然关了。”

Kate: "How can my dream come true?"

凯特：“那我的梦怎么能进来呢?”

英语笑话故事带翻译4

“How much is the movie ticket?"

“电影票多少钱一张?”

"Ten kops, kid."

“10戈比，孩子。”

"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

“我只有5戈比。请让我进去吧。我只用一只眼睛看。”

英语笑话故事带翻译5

“Mama, do people change from monkeys?"

“妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗?”

"Yeah."

“是的。”

"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."

“噢，难怪猴子越来越少了。”