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英语脑筋急转弯

Questions:

1.When does a student's brain stop working in class

学生在课堂上什么时候大脑停止工作

2.When can Mother stop worrying about her delicate vase

母亲什么时候才不会担心她那只精致细巧的花瓶

3.What can't talk but can speak the truth

什么东西不会讲话却会以实相告

4.What's full when it's used and empty when it's at rest

什么东西用时满,闲时空

Keys:

1.When they're called on to answer questions.

当叫到他们回答问题时.

2.When it's broken.

摔破以后.

3.A mirror.

镜子.

4.A shoe.

鞋子.

英语绕口令

1 Bobby Bippy bought a bat.鲍勃比皮买了一个球拍

2 Bobby Bippy bought a ball.鲍勃比皮买个一个球

3 With his bat Bob banged the ball 鲍勃用他的球拍击球

4 Banged it bump against the wall 把球猛的打到了墙上

5 But so boldly Bobby banged it 但是鲍勃用的力气太大了

6 That he burst his rubber ball 以至于把球打爆了

7 "Boo!" cried Bobby “波!”鲍勃哭了

8 Bad luck ball 倒霉的球

9 Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball 倒霉的鲍勃，倒霉的球

10 Now to drown his many troubles 现在，为了解决他的麻烦

11 Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles. 鲍勃波比使用了鼓风球

英语笑话故事

I didn't know that I was so far

A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells andbullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, “ where are you going?”

“I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered.

“Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily. “I'm your commanding officer.”

The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, “My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

我想不到已经往回跑了这么远

第一次世界大战期间，一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣，炮弹和子弹到处乱飞。这样过了一个小时后，一个士兵认定战斗对他来说变得太危险了，所以他离开前线开始逃离战场。步行了一个小时之后，他看见一个军官向他走过来。那军官叫住他说：“你要到哪儿去?”

“长官，我正尽可能远地躲开我们身后正在进行的战役，”士兵回答说。

“你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地对他说：“我是你的指挥官。”

那士兵听到此话感到非常惊讶，说：“天哪，我想不到我已经往回跑了这么远了!”