幽默与笑话作为人们调侃、娱乐或讽刺的一种方式,是能供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性艺术化的语言形式。下面是小编带来的经典爆笑英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

经典爆笑英语小笑话篇一

Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧

Excellent Skills

After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

绝妙的技巧

我的朋友们在繁忙的纽瓦克机场着陆后，他们却不能招呼到脚夫来帮他们搬行李。无奈，丈夫拿出一张五美元的钞票在人群上面摇晃。

一个带宽边帽的人马上来到他身边。“先生，”脚夫说道，“很明显你有绝妙的交际技巧。”

经典爆笑英语小笑话篇二

I'd rather buy a gift 我宁愿买一件礼物

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

我宁愿买一件礼物

旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

经典爆笑英语小笑话篇三

The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会

The Mean Man's Party

The notorious(声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小气鬼) finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部，扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

吝啬鬼的聚会

一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”

“天哪!” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧?”

经典爆笑英语小笑话篇四

Visual training 视力训练

Visual Training

The squad(班，小队) were having "visual training". One smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway(遥远的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, butunhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：

"Sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，军士) , sir."

"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

"He's not doing any digging, sir."

视力训练

班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”

“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

“他不干活，长官。”

经典爆笑英语小笑话篇五

Sunset 日落

Sunset

Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know. Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

日落

父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。 朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。