笑话就像是一块磁铁，可以拉近人与人之间的距离，可以博得他人的好感，可以引起别人对你的注意，可以让你周围的人牢牢地记住你。 小编精心收集了有关英语短笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

有关英语短笑话带翻译篇1

鸟窝与头发

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

I've Just Bitten My Tongue

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

有关英语短笑话带翻译篇2

As a little boy arrived home from a dental visit,“Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.” His mom stared at him wide一eyed and quite surprised,“It is imPossible一you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!”

Then the boy opened his mouth——his teeth have been taken out all.

小男孩儿看完牙医,面带微笑地回到家。“嘿,妈妈,牙医说,我一颗蛀牙也没有。” 妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛“不可能——你睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖吃得精光,而且从来不刷牙!”

这时,男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙已经全被拔光了。

有关英语短笑话带翻译篇3

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

有关英语短笑话带翻译篇4

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one。

Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam.You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。

已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：“你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!”

但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：“我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!”