冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。小编整理了小学生短篇英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学生短篇英语小笑话篇一

受贿有术

A man of influence wanted to give a politician a new car.”You know I can` t accept a car，"the politician protested.“That's bribery.“The wheeler-dealer pointed out that he could sell the car to the politician for$20.

一位名人想送一辆汽车给一位政治家。"您知道我是不能接受这辆汽车的.”政治家反对道。“那会被认为是受埔。”那位身为汽车商的名人出了个主意说他可以以20元的价钱把

这辆车卖给这位政治家。

“In that case,"replied the elected official，"I'll take two of them..”

政治家答道:“如果是这样，那我买两辆吧。”

小学生短篇英语小笑话篇二

至少要买这些

My husband is generally not a very romantic person，so I was rather pleased when on our 23rd wedding anniversary he surprised me with 17 roses. Curious about the odd amount，I asked him if there was a special significance to buying 17 roses rather than the normal one or two dozen.

我丈夫可不是什么浪漫的人。所以，在结婚23周年纪念日那天，当他送给我17支玫瑰时我感到很惊奇。我对这17的数字感到很好奇，于是就这问我丈夫，不去买一打或两打玫瑰，而是买17支玫瑰是否暗示着什么意义。

" No,"he answered.“that was the minimum amount that could be charged."

“没什么特别的意义。”他答道:“再少人家就不卖了。”

小学生短篇英语小笑话篇三

杰米健美多了

Immediately after my husband's company built a weight-lifting facility for its employees, he and a colleague of his，Jamie，joined the program. Although Jamie dropped out of the program，my husband continued faithfully. Several months later，a co-worker came up to him and expressed interest in weight training. My husband was flattered that someone had noticed the results of his dedicated effort,until the man exclaimed，"Yes，I just saw Jamie

and he looks great.”

我丈夫的公司为雇员购置了一套举重器材。不久，他和他的一位叫杰来的同事就参加了这个训练项目。尽管后来杰米退出了训练，可我丈夫始终不渝地坚特训练。几个月后，一位同事走到我丈夫身边，说他对举重训练也很感兴趁.我丈夫为有人注意到他坚持训练而感到很得意，直到那个同事感慨地说:“嘿，我刚才见到杰来了，他看止去好棒哟!”