英语笑话幽默话语分析的理论不断推陈出新,但是对于把英语作为外语学习的中国读者而言,文化因素在解读幽默的过程中扮演着更加重要的角色。小编精心收集了简单的经典英语笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

简单的经典英语笑话带翻译：Mistake Her for Snow 误以为是雪

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.

你听说过那个女孩吗?她那么担心交通安全，总是在晚上穿着一身白衣服。去年冬天，她被一辆铲雪车撞到了。

简单的经典英语笑话带翻译：Why Does the Dog Watch Me Eat? 那狗为什么看着我吃?

Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?

Hotel Host: I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from.

客人：你的狗为什么坐在那儿看着我吃饭?

旅馆老板：我想不出，除非是因为你用的是它平时吃饭的盘子。

简单的经典英语笑话带翻译：Competition 竞赛

Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Jon?

Jon: I won it in a race.

Bill: How many people participated in it?

Jon: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!

比尔：你从哪儿弄来的金表，乔?

乔：我赛跑赢的。

比尔：有多少人参加?

乔：三个人，一个警察，手表的主人和我!

简单的经典英语笑话带翻译：Tooth extraction 拔牙

"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."

"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

简单的经典英语笑话带翻译：吾欲与狗试比高

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

某人去朋友家拜访，发现朋友竟然在跟自家的狗下象棋，大为错愕。

他旁观了一会儿，当时就震惊了。

“我简直不敢相信!”他大叫，“我从没见过那么聪明的狗!”

“哪里聪明了，”朋友回答，“五局中我赢了三局呢!”