笑话是民间文学的一个重要门类，是民间文学中令人发笑、给人美感、使人幸福的文字。小编分享搞笑英文小笑话短文故事，希望可以帮助大家!

搞笑英文小笑话短文故事：I love you, too

Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear.

Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.

我也爱你

男朋友：虽然我不象哈里那样有豪华游艇和舒适的生活，但是我爱你，亲爱的。

女朋友：我也爱你。不过你能否告诉我有关哈里的一些情况呢?

搞笑英文小笑话短文故事：The Clever Dog

A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dogbegan to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more andsaid, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"

聪明的小狗

一个小男孩在练习小提琴，他的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声，家里养的狗也开始高一声低一声的叫起来。最后，小男孩的父亲实在忍不下去了，说，“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂的曲子吗?”

搞笑英文小笑话短文故事：Can we have our teacher back?

Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy,so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into anotherroom and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first roomand said, "When can we have our teacher back?"

能让我们的老师回去吗?

有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢?”

搞笑英文小笑话短文故事：A strange call

A Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid answered and said, "It sureis!" and hung up. The same thing happened five minutes later." What's going on?" asked thefather.

"Some crackpot, " explained the maid, "keeps calling to say, "It's long distance from New York."

奇怪的电话

芝加哥的一家人正在吃晚饭时，电话响了。女仆去接电话并说道，“当然是。”就挂掉了。五分钟后同样的事情发生了。“怎么回事?”父亲问道。 “一个疯子，”女仆解释说，“他总是坚持说‘从纽约到这非常远(这是纽约的长途)’。”

今天第一次换版后发贴,都有些找不到北了.晕.好多功能与原来不一样了.