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有关于英文笑话及翻译：疯人院 The Looney Bin

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

疯人院 一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”

另一个说：“你怎么知道?”

第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”

一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!

有关于英文笑话及翻译：方向盘,刹车被盗了!

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车。

“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”

然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”

有关于英文笑话及翻译：How do I get the gum out?

Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their earsfrom popping.

When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wiferight away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

怎么把口香糖取出来呢?

当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止耳鸣。

飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳朵里面取出来呢?”

有关于英文笑话及翻译：A Blind Beggar

There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by,thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, thedrunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check ifit was genuine.

The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, "You're gonna die!How dare you cheat me…"

The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, "Hey man, I'm sorry, I'm just here toreplace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back…Actually… I'm mute."

"Oh, oh, in that case..." whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

醉汉和盲人乞丐

在路边一个盲人乞丐戴着墨镜在街上行乞。一个醉汉走过来，觉得他可怜，就扔了一百元给他。走了一段路，醉汉一回头，恰好看见那个盲人正对着太阳分辨那张百元大抄的真假。

醉汉过来一把夺回钱道：“你不想活了，竟敢骗老子!”

盲人乞丐一脸委屈说：“大哥，真对不起啊，我是替一个朋友在这看一下，他是个瞎子，去上厕所了，其实我是个哑巴。”