A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,

"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

译文：

阿瞎子是走在街上与他的导盲犬一天。他们来到一个繁忙的十字路口，以及棒球，无视高流量放大的街道上，导致瞎子权进厚厚的交通。这是其次是尖叫的轮胎和喇叭blaring作为惊慌失措司机拼命不要尝试运行一双下来。

瞎子和狗最终达到安全的人行道的另一边，街头，和瞎子拉一个Cookie从他上衣口袋里，他提供的dog.

A路人，在观察了近致命事件，无法控制感到惊讶，并表示对瞎子说： “为什么你是地球上的奖励您的狗与cookie ？他几乎杀死了你！ ”瞎子部分轮流在他的领导和答复，

“找出他的头部，这样我就可以踢他的屁股。”