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关于英文笑话短文带翻译：Broken engagement

The soldier was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

士兵很生气和沮丧当他的女孩写了分手,要求她的照片回来。

他从朋友出去收集所有他能找到的不必要的女性的照片,捆绑起来,送他们回注说:“遗憾不能记住哪一个是你,请保持你的照片和回报别人。”

关于英文笑话短文带翻译：You speak English?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knows his way around. What’s more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The Judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

“法官大人,我想使你的注意力是多么不公平,我的当事人被指控偷窃。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不知道他的。更重要的是,他只会说几个英语单词。”

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