冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜爱。小编精心收集了超级简短的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

超级简短的英语笑话篇1

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没

超级简短的英语笑话篇2

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

超级简短的英语笑话篇3

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!

老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

超级简短的英语笑话篇4

What has one eye but cannot see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A needle.

针。