笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。小编整理了简短的爆笑英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

简短的爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇一

while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded(谴责，责难) my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.

在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。喔、呢，我听到的就是这些。

drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.

杜鲁，我责备道，没人明白你在说什么。

he says he wants some ketchup(番茄酱) , my husband said calmly.

他说他要一些番茄酱，我丈夫平静地说。

a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?

坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道：你究竟如何明白他的话的呢?

i'm a dentist, my husband explained.

我是牙医。我丈夫解释道。

简短的爆笑英语笑话带翻译篇二

one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to him, "you got all your homework right this time, tim. what happened? did your father help you?"

一天，蒂姆的数学老师