民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。小编整理了简短的对话版英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

简短的对话版英语笑话篇一

A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema.When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. "When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold out, the disappointed young mansaid, "Then do you have any sur- tickets that can allow us to stand together?"

简短的对话版英语笑话篇二

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗?律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写道：咨询费250美元。

简短的对话版英语笑话篇三

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Butofficer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to letyou cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "AndI said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on hisprisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goodmood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm thegroom."

警察在小镇上拦下了一个在主街上减速驾驶的人，“但是，警官，”那个男子说道：“我能解释原因。”“闭嘴”，警察不耐烦地说道“我得把你关进牢房让你坐冷板凳，直到警长回来。”但是，警官，我想说的是……”“我告诉过你让你闭嘴。你得进监狱。”几个小时后，警察来看那个被关押的男子，“你很幸运，警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了，他回来时心情会很好。”“不要提那件事了”被关押的男子说道：“我正是新郎”。

简短的对话版英语笑话篇四

Three pastors

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summerstarted I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away. "

Another said, "Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been hadthe place fumigated, and they still won’t go away."

The third said,"I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen oneback since!"

三个牧师的故事

三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”

另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”

第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员……从此一只也没有再回来过。”