笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。小编整理了中学英语小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

中学英语小笑话短文篇一

注意一点

“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”

妈妈着急地对粗心的儿子说:“我希望你注意一点你的算术。”

"Well，I do.”was the reply，“I pay as little attention to it as possible.”

“是啊。”儿子回答。“我是尽量对它少注意一点。”

中学英语小笑话短文篇二

奖品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm.“It’s a prize，mother，”he explained.

小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品，妈妈。”他解释道。

"A prized What for，dear"

“奖品?因为什么得的，宝贝?”

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has and I said three."

“因为自然史。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿，我说有三条。”

“But an ostrich has only two legs."

“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

"I know it now. But all the pupil said four，so !was the closest."

“我现在知道了。但是其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”

中学英语小笑话短文篇三

顶牛的年龄

My teenage son was at the rebellious stage when a parent’s endorsement of anything is the kiss of death. So I was pleased he asked me to help him pick a shirt to wear to a party. On his bed were the choices: blue，white and beige.

我那十来岁的儿子正在爱顶牛的年龄，父母说东他偏往西。一次他要去参加一个舞会，请我帮他选一件衬衫。这可把我乐坏了。他床上有好几件衬衫:蓝的、白的和米色的。

"I like the blue one."I said.

“我喜欢蓝的。”我说。

"What is your second choice?"

“你还喜欢哪件?”

"The white one."

“白的。”

"Thanks，"he said and put on the beige shirt.

“多谢了。”他说着便穿上了那件米色的衬衫。