愚人节最新整人方法的英文版
相信每个人都有一套整人的方法,因此在愚人节之前在网络上发了一个帖子,网友们给出了不少的整人方法,最后票选出最具威力的二十个整人方法,在此晒出来和大家一同分享。
愚人节整人方法英文版介绍
Twenty-bit:
After entering the company, everyone pretending like pain, said the company layoffs. Now look at what your colleagues face?
第二十位:
进入公司后,所有人故作痛苦样子,说公司要裁员。看看现在你的同事是什么表情?
19th:
Call your friend first tie a horse, good posture, his mouth sheets of paper, note that this is exercise our posture before, then you take him from the room changed to another room, everything is ready, you can very frustrating to say the sentence: "!. drastic change Well I was not living, but living stool is so"
第十九位:
叫你的朋友先扎个马步,姿势要正确,嘴里叼张白纸,注意这是发功前的姿势,接着你要把他从这个房间变到另一房间,一切准备就绪,你可以很无奈的说上这么一句话:“大变活人嘛!我是不会了,不过活人大便就是这样。”
Eighteenth-bit:
First in the pen on the map, "Balm" and not too much. Then go to one person: Please help me write XX words, I forgot how to write. After he finished with this pen, hand a few fingers naturally Fengyoujing it. Then pretend to care, said: ah! Your right there is a great piece of gum eyes ah. He used his right hand to rub the eye naturally, then ...... a little hard to rub in the right eye when he said he left there gum
第十八位:
先在钢笔上图上“风油精”,不要太多。然后去给一个人:请帮我写个XX字,我忘了怎么写了。他用此钢笔写完后,右手几根手指自然就有风油精了。然后假装关心的说:啊!你的右眼里有很大一块眼屎啊。他自然用右手去揉右眼,然后... ...要狠一点就在他揉右眼时说他左眼也有眼屎.
Seventeenth:
If you are going to night classes or working at night, two people went to the middle of the night high floor, leaving the later the better, and to wait for the elevator, the elevator door until there are only one or two people, when, just as your friend said: "wow, elevator so crowded, we still walk it. "estimate people inside the elevator might be scared face was turning blue, and if a friend plus a" yes ah, too crowded, "the effect will be doubled.
第十七位:
如果是晚自习或者上晚班,两个人晚上去中间偏高的楼层,越晚离开越好,并且要等电梯,等到电梯开门里面只有一两个人的时候,就和你朋友说:“哇,电梯这么挤,我们还是走路吧。”估计电梯里面的人可能会被吓的脸都变青了,如果朋友再加一句“是啊,太挤了”,效果会加倍。
Sixteenth:
Attached to everyone in the classroom shouted three times in English! ! peace war found (I put the fart)!
第十六位:
在教室里对大家连着大喊三声英文!!peace war found (屁是我放的) !
Fifteenth place:
When you are a person lonely emptiness, pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a small knife it, cut it, cut it, and you will be able to vent their loud roar first: I kill pen, pen to kill me, I kill a pen!
第十五位:
当你一个人空虚寂寞时,铅笔也许是你最好的玩物。你可以用小刀割它,削它,砍它,同时你便可以发泄自己,高声吼首:我杀笔,我杀笔,我杀笔了!
Fourteenth place:
With sunglasses, holding a stick lit road, pretending to be blind to the beauty coming towards collision, hey hey ...... Tips: Be sure to dress like, or you will be difficult to end.
第十四位:
带着墨镜,拿着一根棍子点着路,假装成盲人,向迎面走来的美女撞去,嘿嘿嘿嘿......友情提示:一定要装的像,否则你会很难收场。
Thirteenth place:
To play people as early as possible ready reserve, weekdays prepare some world-class brand handbags, boxes, etc. (there is a real better), then considered quasi shopaholic good support often sit back and wait out the time and place, but inadvertently left escapement with adidas, nike , leaving the right hand ELLE, then took three SPRIT loaded body after look, after greeting Dakan what luck today, these stores play two fold fold, and then describe some Tuomohengfei, doors do not have to squeeze rotten after hurried farewell to the class and did not tell him to put himself back to buying stuff ......
第十三位:
要耍人趁早作好后备,平日多准备些世界级名牌的手袋,盒子等(有实物更好),然后算准购物狂好支常出的时间地点守株待兔,同时不经意的左手擒着 adidas, nike,右手挎着ELLE,再拿着三SPRIT装体经过的样子,寒暄之后大侃今日何等运气,这些专卖店打二折三折,再唾沫横飞地描述一番,门都要挤烂了再不去没有之类的后急匆匆地告别并告诉他自己回去放东西去抢购……
Twelfth place:
There is no love around you Zhanxiaopianyi people, you can put a cigarette out tobacco careful, be careful not to break the cigarette paper, then put pepper at the end, put on tobacco collated in a he often went to the place not to let him take control him, you will be spectacular after burning it.
第十二位:
你的周围有没有爱占小便宜的人,你可以把一只香烟的烟丝小心的拿出,注意不要把烟纸弄坏,再把辣椒末放入,再放上烟丝整理好,放在一个他经常去的地方让他自己拿不要管他,燃后你就看好戏吧。
Eleventh:
I want to use the lovely vegetable garlic, green onions, onions, carrots, etc. made a bouquet gave a cute little boy. Sprinkle a little juice in the best stinky bouquet above. Of course, by a professional lady have sent flowers very formal effect. I would also like to do a big bouquet with bean curd skin greeting cards, top with sauce write my heartfelt greetings.
第十一位:
我想用大蒜、大葱、洋葱、胡萝卜等可爱的蔬菜做成一个花束送给一个可爱的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一点臭豆腐汁。当然要由专业的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我还要一张大大的豆腐皮做花束附带的贺卡,上面用酱油写上我衷心的问候。
Tenth:
I gave the boy sleeping in the dormitory of a trick: the boy fell asleep after the other, in their sole lightly coated with a little toothpaste, and then a light wind blowing, you will receive unexpected results. However, if they hit you, you do not find me afterwards, oh! Friendly reminder: Non-Friends Do not imitate!
第十位:
我给在宿舍睡觉的男孩出一招:在其他男孩睡着了以后,在他们的脚底心轻轻的涂一点牙膏,再用轻风吹一吹,会收到意想不到的结果。不过他们要是打你,你可不要找我算帐哦!友情提醒:非好友不要模仿!
Ninth place:
Take flavored pork, mapo tofu paste or use bottled vegetable stir rice pudding. To bars and other public places, drinking rice pudding drink in the classroom, a person pretending to numerous liquor like vomiting, homeopathy will pour vegetable paste, others quickly pulled out a spoon Mengchi and for enjoyment shape. Bystanders absolutely vomiting.
第九位:
取鱼香肉丝、麻婆豆腐等糊状菜搅拌装瓶或直接使用八宝粥。到酒吧等公共场合,喝八宝粥的请在教室里喝酒,一人装作不胜酒力呕吐状,顺势将菜糊倒出,其他人迅速掏出勺子猛吃,并作享受状。旁观者绝对有呕吐的。
Eighth place:
The removal of the sandwich sandwich crackers , coated with toothpaste , placed in a conspicuous place , eating while reading their own cookies ( of course, camouflage ) , if it is in the bedroom , someone must be taken in order to strengthen the effect , you can let it eat a cup of boiled water evacuation , to enhance the effect of foaming at the mouth .
第八位: 将夹心饼干去除夹心,涂上牙膏,置于显眼处,自己边看书边吃饼干(当然是伪装),如果是在寝室,一定有人上当,为加强效果,可待其吃下后送白开水一杯,以加强口吐白沫的效果。
Seventh place:
April Fool's Day to send a message to your female students : I know you talk about hygiene, washing hands after using the toilet every time , but wash it very carefully. Suddenly time you did not wash , I wonder : how did not wash their hands ? Your answer: the I band of paper !
第七位:
愚人节当天给你的女同学发信息:我知道你讲卫生,每次上完厕所都要洗手,而且洗得很仔细。突然一次你没洗,我很奇怪:怎么没洗手?你答曰:这次俺带纸了!
Sixth place :
Walking in a tree or telephone pole on both sides of the road ( which often have such campus road ) , suddenly back an upward, cover the face, pretending to be stretched on both sides of the tree invisible thread or wire tripped up face, then bowed his head cautiously , pretending drilled from below past . Then you can look at the people behind how did !
第六位:
走在一个两边有树或者电线杆的路上(校园里面经常会有这样的马路),忽然向后一仰头,捂着脸,假装被绷在两边树上的看不见的细线或铁丝绊到了脸上,然后小心翼翼的低下头,假装从下面钻过去。接下来你就可以看着后面的人怎么干了!
Fifth place:
Chat room users complain about : how today's speed so slow to say a word to display a big burst out of their own : ? ! Oh ~ ~ Yeah , I do know a way to speed up the speed , but also old friends a few days ago ? tell my friends: ! say say yourself: ! find that little bit of chassis called reset key , and then press down friends: ! so ...
第五位:
聊天室里网友抱怨:怎么今天网速这么慢?说一句话好大一阵才能显示出来!自己:哦~~是吗?我倒知道一种能加快网速的方法,也是前几天一个老网友告诉我的!网友:快说快说!自己:找到机箱上那个小一点的名叫reset的键,然后按下去!网友:等等...
Fourth place:
Every ten minutes to each individual company sent an email telling them what you're doing , say, "I'm the bathroom , if you need me, please do not hesitate ."
第四位:
每隔十分钟给公司每一个人发一封电子邮件,告诉他们你现在正在做什么,比如说,“我正在卫生间,如果你需要我,请不要客气。”
Third place:
Foxmail is open and any fool create a new account , and then open the message store folder, Inbox file its accounts under common cut backup to safe areas ( not easily be found not easily accidentally d ) , then just copy the new builds accounts opened under the Inbox folder households were fools to the common account , and finally back Foxmail, will you just the new account .
第三位:
打开被愚者的Foxmail并任意新建一个帐户,然后打开存贮邮件的文件夹,将其常用的帐户下的收件箱文件剪切备份至安全地带(不易被发现也不易被误删除),再将刚才新建帐打开户下的收件箱文件复制到被愚者常用帐户下,最后回到Foxmail,将你刚才新建的帐户删除。
Second place :
Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half , the incorporation of vinegar, soy sauce, salt , mustard and other condiments, a carefully modulated color and smell normal cola . Acquaintance pretended was drinking , and then generously put "Coke" handed to the other party unsuspecting , while thanking the side gulp down , followed frown, then spit mouth . You can also concocted by law , such as mineral water Pour into Erguotou wine, beer go against the point of soapy water , and so on .
第二位:
买一瓶可乐,喝掉一半后,掺入醋、酱油、盐、芥茉等佐料,精心调制一份色泽正常的怪味可乐。遇到熟人就装作正在喝,然后大方地把“可乐”递上去,对方毫无戒备,一边道谢一边大口喝下去,紧接着皱眉头、张口便吐。你还可以依法炮制,如往矿泉水里倒入二锅头酒,往啤酒里兑点肥皂水等等。
The first one :
Pranksters take a length of rope , stopped a pedestrian , asking him to help measure the size. Then took the other end of the rope , turned floor corner , and stopped another pedestrian , followed suit . Then you can go hide in the side to watch . Two people may wait ten minutes, only to see no movement down the rope , go ask the other party to understand , then will find fooled .
第一位:
恶作剧者拿一截绳子,拦住一位行人,要他帮忙测量一下尺寸。再拿着绳子的另一头,转过楼角,又拦住另一位行人,如法炮制。然后你就可以躲在一边看热闹去了。两头的人可能会等上十几分钟,见没有动静才放下绳头,去找对方问个明白,这时才会发现上当了。
Attached to the origins of April Fool's Day :
April 1 each year in Western countries folk festival - April Fool's Day (April Fool's Day). April Fool's Day originated in France. In 1564 , France was the first to adopt new law in mind , that is now common Gregorian calendar , January 1 as the beginning of the year . But some conservative who still stubbornly in accordance with the lunar calendar April 1 this day to celebrate the New Year. Advocates reform of those old-fashioned people who ridicule big plus in April 1st day they send fake gifts, invited to leave the reception and the Tories cheated called " April Fool " or " bait fish ." Since then people have to fool each other on April 1 , becoming popular custom in France . Early 18th century, the custom spread to England April Fool's Day , followed by Britain's early immigrants to the United States.
愚人节整人高招
1.牙膏夹心饼
把夹心饼拆封,小心地拨开两片饼干,去掉原来的夹心,拿出牙膏(最好是黑人牙膏,味道不错!)挤出适量至饼中,分量随个人“饮食”习惯,最后加以黏合,尽量做得逼真像样。你一般根本不用特地使用,只需将之放至明显处,最好准备几片原始的夹心饼,一边吃一边看电视,自然而然就有人光顾品尝了。这叫姜太公钓鱼,愿者上钩。你也可以主动出击,到处请人品尝,虽然其风险性较大,但肯定有不少人中圈套。
2.点歌
准备好一个饭盆或搪瓷脸盆(其他经打击后可以发出洪亮、高分贝的物体均可)以及电话。尽量用一种很正式的语调给对方打电话,接通后按照下面的话来说:这里是音乐电台,有一位X(可说可不说真实姓)先生/小姐要为Y先生/小姐点一首歌,如果您想听的话,请拨#号键收听(一般人都会按一下)。谢谢,歌曲是动力火车的《当》,请仔细收听。然后敲一下事先准备好的打击物,只敲一下,发出“当”的一声,在对方未反应过来前,说:谢谢收听,愚人节快乐,再见!
此方法适用于宿舍之间,或可用电话联系的好友,最后是较亲密的人。另外在打电话过程中千万不可以笑,以免影响效果和气氛。
3.人工芭比娃娃
用大蒜、大葱、洋葱、胡萝卜等可爱的蔬菜做成一个花束送给一个可爱的小boy。最好在花束上面撒一点臭豆腐汁。当然要由专业的送花小姐很正式的送才有效果。我还要一张大大的豆腐皮做花束附带的贺卡,上面用酱油写上我衷心的问候。
4.移形换影
抓住被愚对象不在电脑旁边的几分钟或者故意将其支开(不会不知道怎么做吧?)。在Win98/2000下将其所有打开的窗口最小化并将任务栏拖到屏幕上方并隐藏,然后使用PrintScreen键捕捉其桌面。打开“画图”程序,按下Ctrl+v粘贴刚才所抓图片,并将其保存为*.bmp格式。回到桌面,将刚才所保存的图片设置为桌面,然后你就会见到啥叫抓狂了...
5.硬件大法
将被愚者显示器的对比度调整至最低(以屏幕漆黑为原则),如此一来,除非对方心细如发,否则极难发现真正的原因。如果被愚者稍懂硬件知识且又胆大妄为的话,呵呵,那么你就可以有很大的机会看着其将自己的电脑“大卸八块”的精彩场景!
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