笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品.小编整理了爆笑短篇英文笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

爆笑短篇英文笑话故事：Fire Escape

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...."

爆笑短篇英文笑话故事：Knights & Nights

黑暗时代

Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

Betty: Because they had so many knights.

老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢?

贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。

爆笑短篇英文笑话故事：I'll Die

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde.

Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

爆笑短篇英文笑话故事：The Fish Net 鱼网

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了，小女孩回答道。