笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编精心收集了经典英语小笑话演讲稿，供大家欣赏学习!

经典英语小笑话演讲稿篇1

goldfish 金鱼

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

fred: where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

stan: in the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

经典英语小笑话演讲稿篇2

a young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。

到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”

经典英语小笑话演讲稿篇3

who was the first man

谁是第一个男人

a teacher said to her class：

有个老师问班上的学生：

“who was the first man?”

“谁是第一个男人?”

“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.

“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”