下面是小编整理的初三英语小故事，欢迎大家阅读!

初三英语小故事：

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office. "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom,he's dead."

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."

Jim和Mary都是精神病院里的病人。一天,他们沿着医院的游泳池散步,Jim突然跳入泳池的深水区,他沉到了底部。Mary立刻跳下去救他,她潜到水底,把Jim拉了上来。

当院长听闻了Mary的英勇行为后,他立刻翻看了她的病历档案,把她叫进了自己的办公室,“Mary,我有一个好消息和一个坏消息要告诉你。好消息是你能跳入水中救其他病人,这说明你的意识已经恢复了,你可以出院了。坏消息就是,Jim,你救的那个病人,他还是用自己的浴袍带子在浴室上吊自杀了。”

Mary说:“他没有自杀,是我把他吊起来好让他晾干。”

初三英语小故事：风筝

A kite, which has been allowed to soar to the clouds, called out from on high to a butterfly down below in the valley.

“I can assure you that I can scarcely make you out. Confess now that you feel envious when you watch my so lofty flight.”

“Envious? No indeed! You have no business to think so much of yourself. You fly high, it is true; but you are always tied by a string.

Such a life, my friend, is very far removed from happiness. But I, though in truth but little exalted, fly wherever I wish. I should not like all my life long to have to conduce to someone else’s foolish amusement.”

【译文】

一只乘风而起高飞入云的风筝，从上空向下面山谷中一只蝴蝶喊道：

“老实告诉你，我几乎看不清你了。你得承认看到我飞得这么高，一定很羡慕吧。”

“羡慕吗?一点也不!你根本没有权利自以为有什么了不起。你飞得高，这是事实;但你却总是被系在绳上。朋友!这种生活跟幸福相去太远了。虽然我实际上没有什么好得意的，却能任意飞翔。我才不愿意一辈子专供他人作无聊的娱乐呢。”

初三英语小故事：FiveHundredTimes五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."

在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单。女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课。法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道:“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了。在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍。”

初三英语小故事：Yourhorsecalled马打电话

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

He asks, "What was that for?"

She answers, "Your horse called."

一个家伙正在看报纸,他的妻子走到他身后,用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道:“这是为什么?”她说:“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘Betty Sue’的纸条。”他说:“哎呀,亲爱的,‘Betty Sue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。”她耸了耸肩,走了。 三天后他正在看报纸,妻子走到他身后,又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问:“这又是为什么?”她答道:“你的马打电话来了。”

初三英语小故事：好消息&坏消息!

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."

一名艺术家问画廊老板,最近有没有人对他展出的画感兴趣。“这有好消息和坏消息,”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨询你的作品,他想知道在你死后你的画会不会升值。我告诉他你的画会升值,他就把你的15幅画全都买走了。”

“真是太好了”,艺术家是喜形于色,“那坏消息是什么?”带着关心的口吻,画廊老板回答,“买画的人是你的医生”。

初三英语小故事：

1】At the Lesson of Geography(在地理课上) 】 (在地理课上) A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: "What is this, John?" John got up and said: "Your forefinger." . 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方, 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说: 约翰,这是什么呀? "约翰,这是什么呀?" 约翰站起身来, 是你的食指. 约翰站起身来,说:"是你的食指."

【1】At the Lesson of Geography(在地理课上) 】 (在地理课上) 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方, 老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方,说: 约翰,这是什么呀? "约翰,这是什么呀?" 约翰站起身来, 是你的食指. 约翰站起身来,说:"是你的食指."

A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: "What is this, John?" John got up and said: "Your forefinger." .

【2】At the Lesson of Physics(在物理课上) 】 (在物理课上) Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples. . Pupil(学 ):Cold contracts, heat ( expands.That's why days are shorter in winter . and longer in summer. .

老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明. 老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明. 学生:热胀冷缩. 学生:热胀冷缩.这就是夏天日子长冬天日子 短的原因. 短的原因.

【2】At the Lesson of Physics(在物理课上) 】 (在物理课上) 老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明. 老师:请解释一下冷和热的作用,并举例说明. 学生:热胀冷缩. 学生:热胀冷缩.这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原 因. Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and heat and give examples. . Pupil(学 ):Cold contracts, heat expands.That's ( . why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer. .