我国教育改革明确要求深化素质教育，英语课堂教学也在改革中不断创新。许多学校会选择做英语手抄报来培养学生对英语学科的兴趣。下面是小编为大家带来的快乐英语手抄报笑话，希望大家喜欢。

英语笑话小故事

它会伤害到你 it would hurt you

Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?"

"I can't tell you the truth," said his wife after a long pause. "it would hurt you too much."

"Oh, don't be ridiculous," he insisted. "I don't mind who the father is. I'm just curious."

The wife ffinally confessed. "Well, if you really want to know, Jim is your child."

"为什么我们四个孩子中，三个是黑头发，而小吉姆却是金色头发?吉姆是谁的孩子?"

“我不能告诉你，”他妻子停了许久才说，“那会伤害你太深。”

“ 哦，别无聊了，”他坚持着，“我不在乎他的父亲是谁,只是好奇而已。”

妻子最后承认了。“好吧，如果你真想知道的话，吉姆是你的孩子。”

快乐英语手抄报笑话图一

快乐英语手抄报笑话图二

快乐英语手抄报笑话图三

简短英语笑话3则

瞎子的判断

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的

到底谁更满足

A person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? Why?

一个有六个孩子的人和一个有600万美元的人，谁更满足?为什么?

The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.

当然是有六个孩子的那个，因为有600万美元那个还想要得更多。

神奇的大钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den(私室，贼窝) . What is the big brass gong(锣) and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?

一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?他的一个朋友问他。那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟，学生回答。这钟怎么工作的，他的朋友问。

Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!

看着，别眨眼了，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，别敲了，你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!

以上是小编给大家整理的快乐英语手抄报笑话，欢迎大家阅读收藏。