幽默笑话是一种特殊而又普遍存在的语言现象,它渗透到人们日常生活的方方面面。下面是小编带来的超搞笑小学英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

超搞笑小学英文小笑话篇一

Things Have Been Okay 一切都很好

A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."

"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."

一对年轻的夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。

之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”

“你说话了!你说话了!”他的妈妈嚷道。“我真高兴!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢?”

“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“每件事都很正常啊。”

超搞笑小学英文小笑话篇二

卖瓦盆的小贩

A peddler(小贩) sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack.

Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments without extra trouble intopaddy fiel(稻田) , but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off easily:" How the deuce can you throw them into my field? They'll impede(阻碍) my growing crops!"

The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."

一个小贩在路边卖瓦盆，他一边敲一边唱：“瓦盆圆又圆，结实又好看，光听这声音，就知不一般。”敲着敲着，“啪啦”一声，把盆敲烂了。

围观的人一阵哄笑。他顺手把碎片扔进了稻田里，谁知人群中一个老农不干了：“你怎么能往我地里扔?这不影响我种田吗?”

卖瓦盆的小贩连忙辩解：“不要紧，瓦片见水一会儿就粉了。”

超搞笑小学英文小笑话篇三

We Left Nothing 我们什么也没留下

Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.

When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫，掠夺) . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!

布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!

她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：谢谢!我们什么也没留下!

超搞笑小学英文小笑话篇四

Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let himaboard.

It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?

I am the driver. he said.

公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。

车上太挤了，他们喊道，你以为你是谁?

我是司机!他说。

超搞笑小学英文小笑话篇五

Things Have Been Okay 一切都很好

A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."

"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."

一对年轻的夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。

之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”

“你说话了!你说话了!”他的妈妈嚷道。“我真高兴!但是为什么要我们等这么长的时间呢?”

“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“每件事都很正常啊。”