笑话具有短小精悍、幽默风趣的特点,是一种深受人们喜爱的文体。小编精心收集了爆笑的英语小笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

爆笑的英语小笑话带翻译篇1

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

爆笑的英语小笑话带翻译篇2

one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”

"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

“可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

爆笑的英语小笑话带翻译篇3

George comes from school on the first of September.

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”