笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象,具有讽刺性和娱乐性。小编整理了英语小笑话小短文故事，欢迎阅读!

英语小笑话小短文故事篇一

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“

你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说

"She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

英语小笑话小短文故事篇二

Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举个例子?

John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

约翰：嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短.

英语小笑话小短文故事篇三

Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box.

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。

As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."

他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."

朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”

Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

英语小笑话小短文故事篇四

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。