冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,伴随着网络的普及它已经渗透到了青年群体的日常生活,偶尔爆出的一两句冷笑话能使交流氛围变得轻松愉悦,也能展示交谈者的幽默和智慧。下面是小编带来的小学三年级的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

小学三年级的英语笑话篇一

fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.

一个胖男人和一个瘦男人正在为谁更有礼貌而争吵。

the skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies

瘦男人说他更礼貌，因为他总是向一个女士脱帽致意。

but the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

但是胖男人说他更礼貌，因为无论何时他起身给女士让座总是能让两位女士同时坐下。

小学三年级的英语笑话篇二

The tree is known by its fruit.

视其果，知其树。

The sir hostess was in the small kitchen at the back of the aeroplane preparing the trays for lunch when a little old lady came and spoke to her.

空姐正在飞机后部的小厨房内准备午餐的托盘，一位小个子老太太走过来对她说。

A:Could you please tell me where the ladies' lavatory is in this plane?

请问你能告诉我飞机上的女卫生间在什么地方吗?

B:Yes ,madam.It is right at the other end of the aeroplane at the front.

哦，夫人，就在飞机的那一头—在前边。

( The little old lady went too far. She walked all the way to the front of the aeroplane, opened the door in front of her, and~the captain of the aeroplane and the other officers. They~all busy at their work and did not see her. She went out again , shut the door and returned to the air hostess.

小个子老太太走过了头，她一直朝飞机的前部走去了。拉开面前的门，看见机长和其他机务人员。他们都忙于自己的工作，没有看见她。她又走了出来，关上门，回到空姐那里。)

A:Oh, didn't you find it, madam?

噢，你没有找到卫生间，夫人?

B:YeaI did. But there four men in the ladies' lavatory watching television.

我找到了，但是卫生间那儿有四个男人在看电视。

小学三年级的英语笑话篇三

幸运的母亲

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening，she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter，but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.

一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。

Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said，"When I was a small girl like you，Lucy，I was always given either bread and butter，or bread and jam，but never bread with butter and jam.”

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