儿童都有多动症，越是简单有趣的东西才越能吸引他们的注意力。简短的英语笑话会是适合儿童学习英语的优秀素材。小编整理了儿童英语笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

儿童英语笑话短文：Circulation

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:

"Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A class member shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't empty."

儿童英语笑话短文：School grades

A little boy wasn't getting good grades in school.

One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades somebody is going to get aspanking!"

儿童英语笑话短文：Feeding the chickens

It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard.

Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother.

"Oh, Granny," he exclaimed, "one of the chickens is in bloom!"

儿童英语笑话短文：Baldness

A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things.

"Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such adiplomatic explanation for her husband's baldness.

Or she was until her son thought for a second and asked, "So, why do you have so much hair?"

儿童英语笑话短文：Homework

A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

"Well, uh, yes it is." replied Carol. "I made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane washijacked."