笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。下面是小编精心收集的小学短篇英语小笑话，希望大家喜欢!

小学短篇英语小笑话篇一

Helen was on her deathbed ,

海伦躺在她临终的病床上奄奄一息。

with her husband Jack at her side.

她的丈夫陪在她的身旁。

He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face.

他握着她冰冷的手，泪水静静地从他的脸上流下来。

Her pale lip moved. "Jack," she said,"

她苍白的嘴唇颤动着。她说：“杰克，”

Hush," he quickly interrupted, "Don't talk."

他很快就打断说：“嘘，不要说话。”

But she insisted,"Jack,"she said in her tired voice.

但是她坚持要说。她以疲惫的声音说：

"I have to talk.I must confess.”

“杰克，我一定要说。我必须向你坦白。”

"There is nothing to confess,"said the weeping Jack.

满脸泪水的杰克说：“没什么好坦白的。

"It's all right.Everything's all right."

没关系。一切都没事。”

"No,No!I must die in peace.I must confess,Jake ,that I have been unfaithful to you."

“不，不，我必须死得安心。我一定要坦白我对你不忠;红杏出墙。”

Jack stroked her hand .

杰克抚摸着她的手。

"Now ,Helen,don't be concerned.I know all about it," he sobbed.

他啜泣着说：“海伦 ，现在你不要担心了。我全部都知道了。

"Why else would I poison you ?"

不然我为什幺要毒死你呀?"

小学短篇英语小笑话篇二

A man has a heart attack and is brought to thehospital ER.

有一名男子患有心赃病，被送往医院急诊室。

The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.

医生告诉他，除非他立刻接受心脏移植，否则他就活不成。

Another doctor runs into the room and says,

另外一名，医生跑进急诊室说：

"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one youwant.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."

“你真幸运，刚好有两个心脏可移植，所以你要选择你要哪一个心脏。一个是属于律师，另一个是属于社会工作者。”

The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."

这名男子很快响应说：“律师的。”

The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make yourdecision?"

医生说：“等等!你不想在你做决定之前了解一下他们吗?”

The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts andthe attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"

这名男子说：“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心脏，而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。"

小学短篇英语小笑话篇三

A man went to see his doctor

有一名男子去看他的医生，

because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。

His doctor prescribed some pills,

他的医生开了一些药丸 ，

but they didn't help.

但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，

but that didn't do any good.

但是那也没什么效。

On his third visit the doctor told the man,

他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：

"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."

“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”

"But doc,"protested the patient,

这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，

"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”

"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”