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初中英语小笑话演讲稿：社会工作者

Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.

有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。

They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,

他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。

they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.

他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。

"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.

他在恳求说：“救救我吧，我被人行凶抢劫，还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”

The two social workers turned and walked away .

这两名社会工作者转身离去。

One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."

其中一位向她的同事说：“你知道吧，于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”

初中英语小笑话演讲稿：断指

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .

有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。

"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.

医生问她：“你哪里痛?”

"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,

女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”

"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."

医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”

The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,

这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;

"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,

“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：

"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,

“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：

"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.

“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”

The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."

医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”

初中英语小笑话演讲稿：Silly Doctor

蠢医生

A man went to see his doctor

有一名男子去看他的医生，

because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。

His doctor prescribed some pills,

他的医生开了一些药丸 ，

but they didn't help.

但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,

他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，

but that didn't do any good.

但是那也没什么效。

On his third visit the doctor told the man,

他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：

"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."

“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”

"But doc,"protested the patient,

这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，

"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."

如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”

"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."

医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”