冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。小编整理了搞笑英语小笑话短文，欢迎阅读!

搞笑英语小笑话短文篇一

好客

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

搞笑英语小笑话短文篇二

Like which bird best

In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

搞笑英语小笑话短文篇三

改错别句

Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field".

Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher: How?

Student: Ladies first.

搞笑英语小笑话短文篇四

Undying love

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes, dear.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love.