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关于初一英语小笑话对话篇1

Boxing and Running

拳击和赛跑

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."

朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”

Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

关于初一英语小笑话对话篇2

Who do you think you are?

你以为你是谁?

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let himaboard.

公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。

“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”

“I am the driver.” he said.

“我是司机!”他说。

关于初一英语小笑话对话篇3

The Looney Bin

疯人院

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Anotherone said, "How do you know?"

一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”