笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。小编精心收集了简短的英文笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!

简短的英文笑话故事篇1

can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。

a lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl.

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了，小女孩回答道。

简短的英文笑话故事篇2

teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

teacher: please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

简短的英文笑话故事篇3

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。

The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么?

The little girl replied, My homework.

小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业

简短的英文笑话故事篇4

第一次与最后一次

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。

George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."

乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客机飞行过好几次，还从来没有乘过小飞机，我不妨试一试。”

They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

升空后，乔治飞了有半个小时，在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技。

When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."

后来他们着陆了。马克很高兴能够安全返回地面。他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说：“乔治，非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行。”

Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"

乔治非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行?”

"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.

“是的，我的第一次和最后一次。”马克答道。