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高一英语小笑话故事篇1

Boxing and Running

拳击和赛跑

Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, soI’m teaching my boy to fight."

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also beentaught how to box."

朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”

Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."

丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”

高一英语小笑话故事篇2

The Fourth Element

第四元素

Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?

Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

Student: Soap!

学生：肥皂。

高一英语小笑话故事篇3

Friend for Dinner

请朋友吃饭

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

I know all that.

“这些我全都知道。”

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”