英语笑话几乎涵盖人们生活的所有领域,其中包括政治笑话、经济笑话、家庭生活笑话、关于民族性格的笑话等。本文是有关于很短的英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!

有关于很短的英语笑话：Pregnant fireman

"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.

The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

"I sure do," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."

有关于很短的英语笑话：Grasshopper jokes

What is a grasshopper?

An insect on a pogo stick!

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?

A grasshover!

Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?

Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can't play grasshopper!

What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?

A grasshopper with hiccups!

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

有关于很短的英语笑话：Ripe tomatoes

A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden.

"I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine.

"No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one."

The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?"

"Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents."

"OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week."

有关于很短的英语笑话：Mommy has a baby

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your rear?"

有关于很短的英语笑话：How old are you now?

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.

Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."

Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now?"