笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。本文是关于简短英语笑话短文，希望对大家有帮助!

关于简短英语笑话短文：How Much?

A Lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots

the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine

leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks

around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes

a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing

next to her is Andre a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching

it, you are going to SHIT when you hear the price."

关于简短英语笑话短文：Perfume

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like

expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator

with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also

smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian

woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination

and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful

women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

关于简短英语笑话短文：Married Women

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

关于简短英语笑话短文：In The Hotel Lobby

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'm, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436"

关于简短英语笑话短文：Wild Thinking

A teacher was trying to get one of her students to understand a math problem by asking him this: If there are 3 birds on a powerline and a man shot one of them, how many birds are left.

He answered none, because the gunshot scared the other birds away, she answered back,"I like the way you think." Then the student asked the teacher if there are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream, one is licking the ice cream, one is biting the ice cream, and the other is sucking the ice cream, which of the three are married? The teacher turned bight red and said,"The one that is sucking the ice cream." He answered,"No, the one with the wedding ring, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U THINK."