笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。小编精心收集了好笑的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

好笑的英语笑话：Three People 三个人

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man."

"How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

有一个人参观墓地时见到一块墓碑上写着：“在这里安息的是约翰凯利，一个律师，一个诚实的人。”

“这是怎么回事!”他叫了起来。“他们在一个坟墓了埋了三个人。”

好笑的英语笑话：Who Are Crooks? 谁是骗子?

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly(坦率地) that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction(撤销) : Half the city council aren't crooks.

一次，一份报纸刊登了一篇社论，直接指出市议会里有一半人是骗子。在被罚以拘留后，编辑发表了以下声明：市议会里有一半人不是骗子。

好笑的英语笑话：Good Sight 好视力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西?

证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我看见太阳，别人告诉我这大约有9300万英里远。

好笑的英语笑话：Do What You Can 尽力而为就好

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!" So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!" 在法庭上，法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说：“不过庭上，我活不了那么久啊!” 法官说：“别担心!你尽力而为就好。”

好笑的英语笑话：I'm the groom

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."