一篇好的笑话,总是以短小的篇幅、精炼的语言、讽刺的手法,表达一个引人发笑的故事,在笑中寓有深义,发人深思,促人战斗,使人猛醒。小编整理了关于高中英文小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

关于高中英文小笑话带翻译篇一

Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you upto there, Amy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Amy tearfully, without lookingup, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Amy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

金鱼

小艾米在她家的花园里往一个坑里填土，她的邻居从花园的篱笆外面看到了。对这个面色沮丧小女孩的行动感兴趣，他礼貌地问道：“艾米，你在这儿做什么?”

“我的金鱼死了，”艾米头也未抬，泪眼汪汪地说：“我刚把他埋葬了。”

他的邻居关心地问：“对金鱼来说，这个洞是不是太大了?”

艾米拍了拍最后一撮土，然后回答道：“因为金鱼在你的猫肚子里面。”

关于高中英文小笑话带翻译篇二

Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her musicschool one Saturday morning, called that because you sit on the rug in a group and singsongs. We sat beside a young, attractive mother and her son, and I struck up a friendlyconversation with the mother during the concert. I thought I was in trouble when, as soon aswe got home, my daughter burst through the front door and announced to my wife that"Daddy met a Mommy."

哎，孩子

作为一个好父亲，我在星期六的早晨带四岁的女儿到她的学校参加一个所谓的“地毯音乐会”。叫这么个名字是因为我们分成小组坐在地毯上然后唱歌。我坐在一个年轻、有魅力的母亲和她儿子身边。在音乐会中我和这个母亲开始了友好的谈话。当我们回家后，我认为我有麻烦了。女儿推开前门，对我妻子宣布：“爸爸遇到了一个妈妈。”

关于高中英文小笑话带翻译篇三

Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighed your little boy?

两磅李子

母亲：我让我的小儿子来买二磅李子，可你只给了他一磅半。

店主：我的秤准确无误，太太。可是你称过你的小儿子了吗?

关于高中英文小笑话带翻译篇四

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is onlyone piece left. Can you explain that?

Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

我没有看到它

母亲：约翰尼，今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕，现在只剩下一块了，你说是怎么回事?

约翰尼：哦，我想是因为里面太黑，我没有看见另一块。