国喜剧艺术源远流长,丰富多彩,笑话便是绽放在喜剧艺苑中的一朵奇葩。下面是小编带来的最搞笑的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

最搞笑的英语笑话篇一

Honest?诚实吗?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

在动物园，我无意中听到两个学龄前的小男孩在聊天。

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second.

“我叫Billy。你叫什么名字?”一个男孩问题。“Tommy”，另一个男孩回答。

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

“我爸爸是一位会计师，你爸爸是做什么的?”Billy问Tommy。

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

“我爸爸是一位律师，”Tommy回答。

"Honest?" asked Billy.

“真的吗?”Billy问

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

“不是啦，就跟别的律师一样。”Tommy回答。

最搞笑的英语笑话篇二

St Peter's Question 圣彼德的问题

Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.

有三个人死了，分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说，如果他们想进入天堂，就得每人回答一个问题。

He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?"

圣彼德看着医生开始发问，“以前电影院放过一部电影，说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没，电影的名字是什么?”

The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through.

医生回答，“《泰坦尼克号》”，医生随即被允许进入天堂。

He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?"

然后圣彼德看着会计说，“船上有多少人遇难?”。

Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".

会计很走运，因为他刚