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关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Waste or Save

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven't I?

父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

关于爆笑英语冷笑话：They are all the same size

In a country home that seldom had guests, a young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests.

When the dinner was nearly over, the boy went to the kitchen and proudly carried in the first piece of apple pie, giving it to his father, who passed it to a guest.

The boy came in with a second piece of pie and gave it to his father, who again gave it to a guest.

This was too much for the boy, who said, "It's no use, Dad. The pieces are all the same size."

关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Doctor's orders

Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

Brown: What for?

Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: "One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

关于爆笑英语冷笑话：情人节的梦

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

关于爆笑英语冷笑话：半个还是十分之五

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.