下面是小编整理的搞笑英语对话，欢迎大家阅读!

搞笑英语对话一:

小明:I am sorry!

老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three!

老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!

搞笑英语对话二

A; How are you ?

怎么是你，

B: how old are you?

怎么老是你?

A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!

A: You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住!

as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远!!!!

B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。

搞笑英语对话:

男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)

女：Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)

搞笑英语对话:

男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)

女：Why? Don’t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)

搞笑英语对话:

男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。)

搞笑英语对话:

男：Is this seat empty?(直译：这个座位是空的吧?)

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)

搞笑英语对话:

男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)

女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。)

搞笑英语对话:

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)

女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。)

搞笑英语对话:

男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。)

女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)

搞笑英语对话:

A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?

B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)

A:you~你

B:Hu~胡

A:Who?谁?

B:yes, I am~是，我就是

A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字

B:Hu胡啊

A:You!你!

B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊

A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊

B:Hu!胡!

A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!

B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡

A:O~哦