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关于简单的英语笑话短文：吃醋的妻子

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman! The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!

从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了! 第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。

关于简单的英语笑话短文：你的记忆力好吗

Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yes——why? Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.

妻子：你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢? 丈夫：是的——为什么这么问? 妻子：刚才我把你的刮脸镜子打破了。

关于简单的英语笑话短文：Pig or Witch

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out of(把身体探出) the window and yells"PIG!!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

关于简单的英语笑话短文：一封神秘的信

I don't like to inquire(询问，查究) too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days.

So? said the husband, Tell me all about it.

You got a letter last Friday, the lady said. It was perfumed. It was in a girl's handwriting. I saw you oped it, you broke into a sweat. You turned white. Your hands trembled…For goodness'sake, who was it from and what did it say?

Oh, that, said the husband. I decided it was best for both of us not to talk about it at the time.

For heaven's sake, screamed the woman. Tell me who it was from and what it said.

Okay, said the husband. It was from your dress shop. It said you owe them $740.

我不想过分好奇地打听你的事情，妻子对她的丈夫说，但是有件事已经困扰我好几天了。

是吗?丈夫说，你说给我听听。

上星期五你收到了一封信，妻子说。信是洒了香水的，是女孩的字迹。我见你打开信：你突然冒出一身冷汗，你的脸变得煞白，你的手颤抖着……天哪，是谁写的信?信上都说了些什么?

噢，是这事儿，丈夫说，我当时决定我们俩最好不要谈论它。

天哪!那女人尖叫起来，告诉我谁写的，都写了些什么。

好吧，丈夫说，是从你的服装店寄来的，说你欠他们七百四十美元。

关于简单的英语笑话短文：我跟她还不熟

Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when heleaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?

Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

妻子：比尔，住在对面那所房子的那个男人早上出门前总要吻一下妻子，晚上回来时再吻一下，你为什么不那样做呢?

丈夫：哦，我跟她还不是很熟。