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有关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Wrong number

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up.

"Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.

有关于爆笑英语冷笑话：The result of laziness 懒惰的结果

Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?

Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on "The Result of Laziness", and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.

妈妈：约翰尼，你今天放学以后为什么被留下了?

约翰尼：老师叫我们写一篇题为《懒惰的结果》的作文，我交了一张白卷。

有关于爆笑英语冷笑话：Needles are not Nice

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed1Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely2.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"

有关于爆笑英语冷笑话：I need God with skin 有身躯的上帝

To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure1 him atbedtime2 that God was watching over him.

One night after I had gone to bed, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder, "Mommy," a familiar voice said: "I know God's in there with me, but I need somebody with skin."

为了帮助我们五岁的儿子克服怕黑的毛病，我和她爸爸总是在她睡觉前安抚他说上帝随时都在保护着他。

一天晚上，我刚上床，觉得有人轻轻地拍了我的肩膀一下，然后就听到有个熟悉的声音说：“妈妈我知道上帝在那儿陪我，但我需要一个有身躯的上帝.”

有关于爆笑英语冷笑话：妈妈在砸瓶子

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup(番茄酱) to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone. The child said, "Mommy can't come to the phone right now. She's hitting the bottle."

一个妇人正在使劲打开番茄酱的瓶子。这时，电话铃响了，她叫四岁的女儿去接电话。小孩说：“妈妈现在不能接电话，她在砸瓶子。”