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搞笑的QQ英语英语签名

1.You're never too old to learn something stupid.

越活越“二”。活到老，二到老。

2.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。

3.Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

4.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!

5.I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。

6.Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

剽悍的人生不需要解释。

7.It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end

8.跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪!”那才是死了。

9.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were

好客就是：让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样，尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。

10.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants。

直译：如果你始终脚踏实地，那就别想穿裤子了。

好笑的英语个性签名

Love, and caring, ruins you.

爱，和太在乎，会毁了你。

Nothing worth having comes easy.

值得拥有的东西永远来之不易。

Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

人生不公平，但依然美好。

Originally，as long as separate the people，no matter how familiar with original，slowly also become alienated. 原来，只要分开了的人，无论原来多么熟悉，也会慢慢变得疏远……

I would rather be fat in a delicate way than be slim like everyone else.

宁可胖的精致，也不要瘦的雷同。

There is no key to happiness.The door is always open.

这世界上没有通往幸福之门的钥匙，因为那个门总是打开的。

The possibilities are endless when you work hard and never give up.

只要努力拼搏，永不放弃，就有无限的可能性。

We blame society, but we are society.

我们总在指责社会，而与此同时，我们就是这个社会。

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

当你睡不着的时候，你就知道你恋爱了。因为现实终于比梦境美妙了。

Letting go doesn't mean that you're a quitter. It doesn't mean that you lost. It just means that you realize in that moment that's it's time to let go and move on.

放手不代表放弃，不代表你输了。那只代表你知道在那一刻你该放手了，然后继续生活。

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。

世界总是在变，但我却怎么也便不出来。

人生何处不杯具，唯有面对饮水机。

Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals They are so tasty

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in backseats cause children

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

"现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk? "

"努力工作不会导致死亡!"不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours! "

"工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the premises without restricting the view

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So why bother to learn

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson

如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间

Live a noble and honest life Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again

过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

Never judge people by their appearance

永远不要以貌取人。

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them

记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。

Use your crystal goblets Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it

举起你的酒杯吧。不要吝啬洒上你最好的香水，你想用的时候就享用吧!

Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs

寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you