笑话受到了不同领域学者的关注，研究涉及心理学、哲学、修辞学、社会学等众多学科。下面小编整理了简单的小学英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!

简单的小学英语笑话欣赏

My Roommate

My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was tooshy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for acertain book. She rushed to the library, found the book and stuck in it a letter from hermother.

"Why would he want to read a letter from your mother?" I asked.

"He wouldn't, but if he's any kind of gentleman, he'll return it to me " Her dorm and roomnumbers were on the envelope, of course.

The next day he appeared with the letter and asked my roommate out on a date. "Couldn'tfail," she later told me. "The book was Great Expectations.

我的室友

我的室友对她英国文学课上的一个年轻人有意思，但又不好意思让他知道。一天，她听到他和别人说要去图书馆借某本书。她冲到图书馆，找到那本书，夹进去她妈妈来的一封信。

“他为什么会要读你妈妈来的信呢?”我问。

“他不会读的。但如果他还算是个绅士的话，他会把信还给我的。”当然啦，她的宿舍及房间号码就在信封上。

第二天，他拿着那封信出现了，并约我室友出去。“错不了的，”她后来对我说，“那本书的书名是《远大前程》。”

简单的小学英语笑话品析

Looking for a companion

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who issmall and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

寻找伴侣

一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣：“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”

回答是：“娶一只企鹅吧。”

经典简单的小学英语笑话

Post Cards

My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards .

"Here, write us a few lines every month," he said.

Months passed and the cards remained unused-that is until the day this letter arrived:

"Dear Jennifer,

Life is a series of stages.

As a child, I looked forward to becoming a teenager-that happened.

As a teen-ager ,I looked forward to becoming a young man-that happened.

As a young man, I looked forward to meeting a young woman, in love and becoming a married man-that happened.

As a married man, I looked forward to becoming a father-that happened.

As a father, I looked forward to becoming a grandfather to beautiful ,intelligent grandchildren-that happened.

Then I looked forward to the day they would learn to write-that hasn't happened yet.

Yours Sincerely"

十二张卡片

一个夏天，我十多岁的女儿在她祖父母家过了几周。她准备回家时，祖父给了她十二张卡片。

“每月给我们来个短信，”他说。

几个月过去了，可卡片一直放在那儿没用----直到有一天来了这样一封信：

“亲爱的詹妮芙：

生活是一系列阶段组成的。

还是个孩子的时候，我期待着成为一个青少年----我如愿以偿了。

还是个年轻人的时候，我期待着遇到一个年轻的女人，恋爱、结婚----我如愿以偿了。

结了婚，我便期待着成为一个父亲----我如愿以偿了。

作为父亲，我期待着成为一个祖父，有漂亮、聪明的孙儿孙女----我也如愿以偿了。

接着，我期待着有一天他们能给我写信----我却还没有如愿以偿。

关于简单的小学英语笑话

A Stubborn Horse

The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery.For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, hepronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist, who eagerly beganreading it aloud:

"General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap,giddyap"' The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript." There's nothing here but500 pages of giddyaps! " he exclaimed."

"Stubborn horse," explained the writer.

倔强的马

大作家疯了，但现在似乎还有恢复的希望。六个月以来，他都坐在打字机旁用力地敲一部小说。终于，他宣称书已写好并把它拿到精神病医生那里。医生急切地大声朗读起来：

“杰克逊将军跨上他的忠实的马，喊道：‘驾，驾，驾，驾……’”医生翻了翻剩下的手稿。“五百页纸竟全是‘驾，驾’!”他惊奇地说。

“是匹倔强的马，”作家解释道。