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趣味幽默英语故事：A Man and His Wife

男人和他的妻子

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?

The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

Bartender: "That should make you happy."

酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"

The man: "No, the month is up today!"

男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"

趣味幽默英语故事：High Mountain

高山

Peter: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came into my mind."

皮特："我上次出去打猎，跌下了很高的悬崖，信不信由你，当我跌落的时候，我脑海里浮现了我做过的所有蠢事。"

Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."

鲍勃："你一定是从万丈高山上跌落的吧。"

趣味幽默英语故事：The pen

钢笔

Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please.

比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。

Mary: Why don't you want to write with your own pen?

玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢?

Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes.

比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。

趣味幽默英语故事：Anne's Age安妮的年龄

Teacher: How old are you, Anne?

老师：安妮，你几岁?

Anne: Fifteen.

安妮：十五岁。

Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old.

老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊!

Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen.

安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。

趣味幽默英语故事：Always Thirsty

总感到口渴

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

"不，我只是觉得口渴。”