笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。小编整理了比较好听的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

比较好听的英文笑话篇一

Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be foreverbegging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗?儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?

比较好听的英文笑话篇二

One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the fatherthen remembered didn’t write the address and addressee‘s name on the envelope.

有一天,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。

After the son comes back, the father asks him: “You have thrown the letter in the mail box?”

儿子回来后,父亲问他:“你把信丢进邮筒了吗?”

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“当然”

“You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?”

“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”

“I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.”

“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”

“Then why you didn’t take it back?”

“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”

“I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want tolet me know that you do send the letter to who!”

“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道你把信寄给谁呢!”

比较好听的英文笑话篇三

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me,"replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know himany where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”