笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了短篇英文笑话带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!

短篇英文笑话带翻译篇1

mr. johnson: are you using you mower this afternoon?

约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

mr.smith: yes.

史密斯先生：是的。

mr.johnson: fine. then can i borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗?

短篇英文笑话带翻译篇2

"father," said jim, running into the drawing-room, " there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!”

"never mind, jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。”

"this one is, he's just had your dinner!"

“它的确很幸运：(因为)它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。”

短篇英文笑话带翻译篇3

proctor (exceedingly angry):"so you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched? now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?"

学监(非常生气)：“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里，浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”

sophomore (meekly):"the right leg, sir."

二年级学生(恭顺地)：“右腿，先生。”

短篇英文笑话带翻译篇4

brown: i'm sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor?

布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗?

jack: yes. i'm having three baths a day.

杰克：