英语教学中利用情景对话的方式,能有效地把创设情景和小组活动结合起来对学生进行口语训练,不仅能激发学生的学习兴趣,还可以有效调动学生积极参与到活动中大胆地进行对话,这对于培养学生口语交际能力起到了积极的作用。小编精心收集了有关两人搞笑英语对话，供大家欣赏学习!

有关两人搞笑英语对话篇1

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

有关两人搞笑英语对话篇2

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。当中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

有关两人搞笑英语对话篇3

A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?

B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)

A:you~你

B:Hu~胡

A:Who?谁?

B:yes, I am~是，我就是

A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字

B:Hu胡啊

A:You!你!

B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊

A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊

B:Hu!胡!

A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!

B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡

A:O~哦

有关两人搞笑英语对话篇4

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?

Frank : Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.

老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.

Frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.

老师: 神马标志??

Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...