笑话是一种重要的交际手段,在人们的日常生活中起着重要作用。小编整理了短的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

短的英语小笑话篇一

When my great-grandfather became a centenarian，a newspaper reporter asked him how he felt. "Fine，"Grandpa replied. "In fact，I get around better now than I did a hundred years ago.”

我曾祖父百岁的时侯，一位记者问他感受如何。“很好，”曾祖父说:“事实上，我现在的活动范围要比一百年前大多了。”

短的英语小笑话篇二

A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"

饭店经理报告说一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了，他不停地尖叫:“就在电话薄里，就在电话薄里。”

The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room，where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream，”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"

经理找来侦探后，带他进入了那位客人的房间。原来，那位客人是在做梦。“我做了个非常可怕的梦，”那人醒后解释说:“我梦见收税人想寄退给我一笔钱，但他们把我的地址给丢了.”

短的英语小笑话篇三

My husband bought me an automatic dishwasher for my birthday. In filling out the guarantee，he came across the question，“What year and model dishwasher did you're place?"He wrote:"Wife—Age 24".

我丈夫在我生日那天给我买了台全自动洗碗机。在填写保修单叶，他看到里面有一项是:“你替换的旧洗碗机是哪年生产的，什么型号?”我丈夫写道:“妻子—24岁”。

短的英语小笑话篇四

An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "

当一位飞机售票员也够例霉的。一位妇女在向他抱怨飞机起飞得太晚，这位售票员真不知如何是好。那位妇女说:“年较人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都会比你们的飞机先到那儿。”

"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."

“好啊售票员平静地说:“现在我们的飞机跑这正空着呢。”

短的英语小笑话篇五

Out-of-state friends of ours recently inherited several pieces of real estate which, unfortunately, are producing more taxes than income. When my wife invited thenn for a visit，back carne the response:"You know we'd love it. But right now we're just too property-stricken to go anywhere."

我们外州的朋友最近继承了几块地产。不幸的是几块地产给他们的不是收入，而是税款。我妻子邀请他们来玩的时候，他们说:“你知道我们是很乐意去的。但是，我们现在让对产压得哪儿也去不了了。”