怎样提升自己的逼格，让别人对你刮目相看，小编告诉你~

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

越活越“二”。活到老，二到老。

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧!

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

剽悍的人生不需要解释。

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end

跳楼的时候，“啊——”的时候还没死，“啪!”那才是死了。

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were

好客就是：让客人觉得他们像在他们家一样，尽管你真的希望他们滚回他们家。

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants。

直译：如果你始终脚踏实地，那就别想穿裤子了。

意译：人太老实没法活。

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine。

世界总是在变，但我却怎么也便不出来。

人生何处不杯具，唯有面对饮水机。

Money is not everything There‘s Mastercard & Visa

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals They are so tasty

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Although again sweet candy, also has a bitter day.

即使再甜的糖，也有苦的一天。

The life, is together at this moment intact.

生活在这个时刻里，一起都是完好无缺的。

The so-called "life",all depends on who you meet.

所谓的人生，便是取决于，遇见谁。

Never explain yourself to any one

永远不要向任何人解释你自己

Such rigid is loving you, stems from love, is not willingly.

这么执着的爱着你，是出自爱情，还是不甘心。

Pauses finally sadly in the most conspicuous position.

悲伤最终停留在最显眼的位置。

Raising the mouth, and keep smiling.

扬起嘴角，继续微笑。

If life only such as first, then timesong will prosperous some.

若人生只如初见，那么似水流年会不会繁华一些。

How good can shelf life only to tomorrow today.

多么好的明天 可保质期只到今天 。

I miss you .but I miss you

我想念你，但是我错过你了

You're gone, I found that have no you will void, and your heart had another of her.

等你离开，我才发现心里没有你会空虚，而你的心里却有另一个她了。

without uproar not unreasonable, don't cry not pride。

我很好,不吵不闹不无理取闹,不哭不傲。

Time heals almost everything. Give time time

时间几乎会愈合所有事情。请给时间一点时间。

Trust always can not stand test, appear so vulnerable.

信任，总是经不起考验，显得如此不堪一击。

owever mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names

不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。

The smallest courtesies along the rough roads of life are like the little birds that sing to us all winter long, and make that season of ice and snow more endurable

在坎坷的生活道路上，最细小的礼貌犹如在漫长的冬天为我们歌唱的小鸟，那歌声使冰天雪地的寒冷变得较易忍受。

When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers

当你和你亲近的人吵嘴的时候，试着就事论事，不要扯出那些陈芝麻、烂谷子的事。

"Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love"

“谁拒爱于门外，也必将被爱拒诸门外。”

Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results

毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。

Whenever you make a phone call, smile when you pick up the phone, because someone can feel it!

无论什么时候打电话，摘起话筒的时候请微笑，因为对方能感觉到!

A quiet mind may live as contentedly there, and have as cheering thoughts, as in a palace

一个从容的人，在哪里也像在皇宫中一样，生活得心满意足而富有愉快得思想。