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关于两人情景剧英语笑话篇1

男：What time is it now?

女：lt's nine.

男：Let's go to，bed.

女：We go to bed at nine.

关于两人情景剧英语笑话篇2

rose: Honey, mother needs a perch.

亲爱的，妈妈需要一个歇脚的地方。

Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.

妈?我们年纪差不大啊。妈，你看起来真美。

关于两人情景剧英语笑话篇3

Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...

服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

关于两人情景剧英语笑话篇4

Waiter there's a fly in my soup!Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

关于两人情景剧英语笑话篇5

Sam and a priest are driving one day and by a freak accident，have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished，but amazingly，neither Sam nor the cleric has a scratch on.

一天，山姆和一个神父都在开车，发生了一起反常的事故，他们俩的车头对头猛撞到一起。两辆车全毁了，但是意外的是俩个人都毫发未伤。

After the crawl out of their cars，Sam sees the priest’s collar and says，"So you’re a priest. I am Sam. Just look at our cars. There is nothing left, yet we are here unhurt. This must be a sign from God!”

他们从各自的车里爬出来后，山姆看到神父的领子说:“原来你是神父，我叫山姆。看看我们的车，全完了。然而我们还在这里，没有受伤。这一定是上帝的旨意!”

Sam is looking at his car and exclaims, "And look at this! Here’s another miracle! My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break. Surely，God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune.”

山姆看着他的车说:“快来看看这儿，还有一个奇迹!我的车全毁了，但这瓶酒还没有碎。上帝肯定是想让我们喝掉它来庆祝我们的好运。

The priest nods in agreement. Sam hands the bottle to the priest，who drinks half of the bottle and hands the bottle back to Sam. Sam takes the bottle and immediate1y puts the cap on，then hands it back to the priest. The priest，baffled, asks，"Aren’t you having any，Sam?” Sam replies, "Nah...I think I'll wait for the police.”

神父点头同意了。山姆把酒交给神父，神父喝了一半然后又把酒还给山姆。他接过酒瓶迅速把瓶盖盖上，又把它给了神父。神父不解地问:“难道你不喝吗?山姆?”山姆回答:“嗯，我想我还是等着警察来吧。”