笑话作为民间口头创作,深受广大人民喜爱,笑话从一定程度上反映了社会现实、民族心态及价值观。小编整理了爆笑的幽默英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

爆笑的幽默英文小笑话篇一

Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

老师:“戴维，你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。”

David: What was it?

戴维:“我吃什么了呢?”

Teacher: Eggs.

老师:“鸡蛋。”

David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

戴维:“不对，老师，那是我昨天吃的。”

爆笑的幽默英文小笑话篇二

A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

一个男人把车开到了每小时130英里的时速。警察把他拦了一下来。

“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”

“对不起，警官，”司机说，“我是不是开得太快了?”

“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

“没有，先生，你只是飞得太慢了。”

爆笑的幽默英文小笑话篇三

Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.

顾客:“我怀疑这里的牛奶是否新鲜。”

Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!

侍者:“新鲜?三个小时前它还是一堆草呢!”

爆笑的幽默英文小笑话篇四

Teacher: What’s the shape of our earth, Henry?

老师:“地球是什么形状的?亨利。”

Henry: It's round.

亨利:“圆的。”

Teacher: Well，how do you know it is round?

老师:“好，你是怎么知道的?”

Henry: All right, it's square then. I don't want to start an argument about it.

亨利:“那就是方的好了，我可不想为此与你争论。”